What The... ¬_¬
THE
USELESS EXCHANGE
A traveler was stopped on a dark
road by a robber who pointed a pistol at him.
“Give me your money!” shouted the robber.
“I haven’t got any money.” Said the
traveler.
“What have you got?” asked the
robber.
“I have got a gold watch.” Said the
traveler.
“Give me your watch or I fire!” said
the robber.
“I will make a bargain with you.”
Said the traveler. “I will give you my gold watch in exchange for your pistol.”
“That will do.” The robber said.
Then he took the traveler’s gold watch and handed him his pistol.
“And now,” said the traveler,
pointing the pistol at the robber, “give me back my gold watch, or I fire!”
“Fire away!” said the robber. “This
old thing is out of order. It is of no use.”
“My watch is out of order, too.”
Said the traveler. “It is of no use.” (º̩̩́Дº̩̩̀щ)
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